TERBUKTI !! Bahasa Jawa lebih simple daripada Bahasa Inggris

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TERBUKTI…!! Bahasa Jawa Lebih Efisien Dari Bahasa Inggris

1 Do not have brain in the head. (pekok/ kenthir)
2. Get hit by thing collapsing on top of one's head/ body. (kambrukan/ kembrukan)
3. Drinking straight from the bottle without using glass, where whole bottle tip gets into she mouth. (ngokop)
4.Cannot open eyes because something is shining very bright. (blereng)
5. Cannot hold bowel movement. (ngebrok)
something coming out from one's rear end little by little. (keceret/ kecirit)
6.Hanging on tightly to something in order to be inert. (gondhelan )
7. Falling/ tripping accidentally because of a hole. (kejeglong)
8. Doing something without thinking about the consequences. (cenanangan)
9. Being overly active carelessly. (pecicilan/petakilan)
10. Feeling unwell because of cold temperature. (katisen)
11. Walk slowly on the edge (side) of the road. (mlipir)
12. Fall backward and then hit own head. (nggeblak)
13. Ugly expressions because of pushing something out in the toilet. (ngeden)
14.Got hit by a truck that is moving backward. (kunduran trek)

 

[mustang1967]

wrapped all round body. ( krukupan )
greetings party with all friends ( bancakan )
slice by claw and make it scratch ( kekrawus )
Bend Over your body and open your legs so i can put my dick in ( mledingo tak sladuk silitmu )

 

[ndhruwo]

Now at Bangka Hot not publik !
( Saiki Bangka panase ora umum )

 

[Lumayans]

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